TIERRA SANTA? THANKS, I THINK I'LL GOLF INSTEAD
Awhile back, while I was still living in beautiful San Diego and Chico was already in Buenos Aires, he phoned me to tell me he was going to Tierra Santa, a religious theme park. I cannot fully express how great I thought this was, and how badly I wanted to go the second I arrived. I had Chico describe the entire park in great detail on numerous occasions which only quantified my want and need for Tierra Santa. So time went by, I moved to Buenos Aires, and the perfect day fell upon us. We convinced our friend, Mark that this was going to be fun and dragged him out of bed early one Tuesday for the cab ride across town. The cab dropped us off in front of the Pearly Gates that separated us from the giant statue of Jesus rising out of a plastic mountain every 45 minutes.
It was closed.
We swallowed our tears and went golfing.
Golfing Argentina style:
1 broken golf club (club literally fell off mid-swing)
2 finger wags ("No-no, Chico")
4 attempts at collecting bar tab ("La cuenta? Si, si").
We'll try Tierra Santa next week.